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Doctor Who Story 252 – Dark Water/Death in Heaven

Dark Water

Looks like they finally killed someone off… too bad it’s not going to last. Though Danny is the only one who isn’t terrible.

Clara don’t be a shit and save your boyfriend’s life.

Wow, Clara is an asshole. The fact that the Doctor continues travelling with Clara is ridiculous. He kicked out Sarah Jane for nothing, but now he lets Clara get away with this bullshit.

Oh fuck you, Doctor.

That squishing sound when she puts her fingers into the TARDIS controls.

Hey, it’s him!

I wish this was nearly as funny as Thick of It.

That R roll is very Sylvester McCoy.

Danny Pink, don’t be sad. Clara sucks.

Yay! Missy!

Death in Heaven

You can’t just announce that Clara is the Doctor. First off if we were going to have a companion as a Doctor, hopefully it’s one better than Clara.

Osgood is great. “Bow ties are cool.”

I hate when my decaying corpse turns into a cyberman.

Ugh! The Doctor being President of Earth.

Why are the guards just sitting there doing nothing, while Missy threatens to kill Osgood?

Don’t worry, the Doctor can fall from space and live, falling from an airplane won’t do any harm.

Don’t kill Ollie? Malcolm will be so sad he didn’t get to do it.

I guess I need to add a tag for the Brigadier? I guess he’s in it?

If the TARDIS can follow Danny into the afterlife by using a psychic link, why doesn’t the Doctor put his hands in the goo and find Gallifrey.

I’m so tired of Moffat’s shit.

Doctor Who Story 251 – In the Forest of the Night

Is this the episode where Clara takes the kids on a trip in the TARDIS? If so, that’s horrible.

Close the TARDIS door, Doctor!

“Every communication channel on the TARDIS is open, yet nothing,” but we saw a news report.

How are the traffic lights receiving power.

The forest is mankind’s nightmare.

The Doctor to Clara

No, that’s alligators.

Really? Trying to start a forest fire in the middle of a city with millions of people? Are they that stupid?

How is this forest so dense without population, they’re in the core of London. They shouldn’t be able to go more than a few metres without hitting a building. Are they only walk straight, down a road and not veering at all to the sides?

Danny Pink is the only one who is not an idiot.

It was just a thought, it came from miss.

Kid to the Doctor, when he asked where she got the idea to find the Doctor.

Should have gone come from Mr. Chesterton.

The kid’s sister looks evil!

Doctor Who Story 250 – Flatline

I don’t remember anything about this episode.

Don’t trust the Doctor to be able to get you back to where you want to go! “This isn’t Croydon.”

Doctor, open the other half of the door.

Why is Missy using an iPad?

Doctor Who Story 249 – Mummy on the Orient Express

Taskmaster star Frank Skinner!!!!

Flapper outfits suck They’re like paper bags.

This is a fun episode.

The jelly babies in the cigarette case are classic.

I like Frank Skinner telling off the Doctor with sarcasm.

Stop teasing me Clara and making me think that you’re leaving the show. Just go, we don’t want you.

Doctor Who Story 246 – Time Heist

Let her have a date.

I love a good heist film.

This isn’t a good heist film.

Poor Capaldi, lifetime Doctor Who fan, finally gets to be the Doctor, and his episodes are terrible. At least he’s great.

Doctor Who Story 245 – Listen

The Doctor’s been traveling alone for way too long. I really don’t get this Clara/late-Amy trend of the Doctor traveling alone and popping into his companions’ lives every once in a while.

Mr. Pink seems great, but it’s creepy that Clara met him as a child. Also, don’t fucking lie to a potential love interest.

We’ve already been to the end of the universe.

Oh his name is Orson? I thought he said “awesome.”

That was bad. We go through that whole episode and nothing… nothing.

Doctor Who Story 244 – Robot of Sherwood

I do enjoy that Peter Capaldi is really annoyed at Clara for wanting to meet Robin Hood.

See, Capaldi is great. “Do people punch you in the face when you say that?”

The Doctor doing Venetian Judo is a nice throwback to a Doctor whose costume is very Pertwee.

The pouring of molten metal is very poorly done CG.

The Doctor cheating at archery is great.

It’s better when Worf smashes Geordi’s lute.

Doctor Who Story 243 – Into the Dalek

Oh it’s Zawe Ashton from Fresh Meat.

Capaldi is a good authoritative Doctor.

Mr. Pink is hot.

Clara should totally get some!

I forgot about the whole “am I a good man” theme during the entirety of Capaldi’s era. It’s really obvious that the Doctor is not a good man.

I wish I was watching Innerspace instead.

Now I just want more Martin Short. How does Dennis Quaid get top billing?

Doctor Who Story 248 – Kill the Moon

Apparently Courtney is not special, but Rose Tyler is?

2049? We’re back on the moon? Nice!

Clara should be fired for letting Courtney ever enter the TARDIS. And if the Headmaster knows about the dangers of the TARDIS, then he should have a stern talking to the Doctor.

The spiders are from Mars, not the moon.

Why is Clara still travelling with the Doctor? He’s an outright asshole to her.

Doctor Who Story 247 – The Caretaker

You need to tell your boyfriend, Clara.

David Tennant got to be a teacher, Peter Capaldi fortunately gets to do the more important job, custodian.

I think this is the episode that made me love Capaldi as the Doctor.


So if Ian Chesterton is the headmaster in Coal Hill, why haven’t they had him come and find the TARDIS?

Aww, she loves Danny.

Capaldi is great.

Courtney, aka Disruptive Influence, would have been the best companion for the Doctor.