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Doctor Who Story 232 – The Bells of Saint John


Nothing sadder than a grown up swaying on a swing alone.

*gasp* she’s Clara.

The Bells of Saint John

Wifi is evil. Wait until they find out about 5G.

This episode seems to be missing the charm of Doctor Who.

How did the TARDIS door close?

What a terrible, boring and quick resolution.

Doctor Who Story 231 – The Snowmen

The Great Detective

More voiceover?

Aww, grumpy Doctor.

Vastra Investigates

Lesbians! I’m saying this like James did in high school the day after the episode of Deep Space Nine aired when Jadzia’s ex shows up and they kiss.

The Snowmen

Whoever said, “let’s put a mouth with teeth on that snowflake” was high as hell.

New opening, and they put Matt Smith’s face into the time vortex. So many bad decisions.

Also, why did Clara run after the Doctor. They had the most boring interaction. There was nothing there to entice a woman.

Also, why is the Doctor just hanging out in Victorian London?

That spiral staircase is rather rickety.

Why wouldn’t someone believe she’s a governess?

How does the word pond in any way relate to expressing how dangerous the pond actually is. The Doctor might hear the word pond and relate it to Amy, but that’s ridiculous.

I like Strax, but I wish they explained him a bit better, and also didn’t insult him by calling him a potato. Why are they so racist?

This is a fast changeover of TARDIS set.

It’s time to murder Clara.

If there’s anything I’ve learned from Doctor Who it’s that anyone can fall from an infinite height and not die. Unless you’re Tom Baker.

Wow, the Doctor is being so creepy.

Winter is coming!

Oh great, and now we have crying children.

Doctor Who Story 226 – Asylum of the Daleks

I feel like Moffat just throws ideas at the Doctor Who wall and thinks “that’s a good enough explanation.

Like why is Amy suddenly a model? Why is Amy separated from Rory? Why is Rory suddenly an asshole? Oh yeah, you’re never going to explain that.

Why are they playing Wizard of Oz music?

Why is Clara so bad at making soufflés? It’s not that hard.

I hate that they’re wasting the first episode on Clara. I want more Amy and Rory, and they’re about to leave the show.

So they didn’t talk for years? That’s why they split up? What fucking stupidity. Also, adoption is a thing. Also, you have a child.

I hate Clara’s story so much.

God damn! Oh look, we didn’t talk, and I kicked him out of my house, because I made stupid assumptions and now I’m letting him back in and we’re not going to actually talk about what we need to talk about.