I feel like Moffat just throws ideas at the Doctor Who wall and thinks “that’s a good enough explanation.
Like why is Amy suddenly a model? Why is Amy separated from Rory? Why is Rory suddenly an asshole? Oh yeah, you’re never going to explain that.
Why are they playing Wizard of Oz music?
Why is Clara so bad at making soufflés? It’s not that hard.
I hate that they’re wasting the first episode on Clara. I want more Amy and Rory, and they’re about to leave the show.
So they didn’t talk for years? That’s why they split up? What fucking stupidity. Also, adoption is a thing. Also, you have a child.
I hate Clara’s story so much.
God damn! Oh look, we didn’t talk, and I kicked him out of my house, because I made stupid assumptions and now I’m letting him back in and we’re not going to actually talk about what we need to talk about.