World Enough and Time Oh, we’re already starting with the regeneration? We’re three episodes away. He’s gonna be a woman. I love Missy. Well, I am that mysterious adventurer in all of time and space, known only as Doctor Who. And these are my disposables, Exposition and Comic Relief. Missy Oh, you’re blue. Nice. I should go back to blue. Nardole I wonder if he’s actually “Doctor Who” and I really hope he is. Aww, Bill has a hole in herself. Cybermen! Old-school Cybermen! Woo! Time dilation! Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Razor is great. Is that John Simm playing him? I can’t tell, I’m reluctant to say I have face… Read More »Doctor Who Story 275 – World Enough and Time/The Doctor Falls
“I can hear it.” Yeah you can, creepy fuck. I like Nardole’s outfit. Why is it always Latin when people question the TARDIS translation circuit? I enjoyed the queer Romans shaming Bill for only being into women. I miss Rory the centurion. That was a boring episode.
That’s not the right NASA font, I don’t think. Oh, British people. The TARDIS stole Nardole. And here I was hoping he would get a full episode. I am enjoying Victorians on Mars. I like that there’s a lady Ice Warrior. HAHAHAHA! It’s Alpha Centauri from “The Curse of Peladon”.
Yeah, I don’t know why this, 270 and 271 are not one story. Oh well, too many blog posts. Monks being there throughout all human history means my culture and no others would have ever developed. I would have been happy with a season of just the Doctor and Nardole. I don’t remember this episode at all. God, I hate the voiceover. Missy is great. Kill Bill! Awww, mommy saves the world. Toppling statues… they should grab Ryerson while they’re at it, and all the statues of Queen Victoria.
Prologue More talk about death, blah blah blah blah blah. No one’s going to die. I wish they’d kill Clara, but they won’t. The Magician’s Apprentice That’s very low tech… with lasers. They keep saying “hand mine” like it’s a thing. I remember being intrigued that it’s Davros. And once again, news reports. These people are so excited to assume it’s hostile. We’re into the electric guitar phase… why. And sunglasses. Missy being offended that Davros is the Doctor’s arch enemy is fantastic. The Witch’s Familiar Missy is great. I like the different Dalek models. Missy is great. She really is the best part of Capaldi’s time. Missy is great!… Read More »Doctor Who Story 254 – The Magician’s Apprentice/The Witch’s Familiar
Dark Water Looks like they finally killed someone off… too bad it’s not going to last. Though Danny is the only one who isn’t terrible. Clara don’t be a shit and save your boyfriend’s life. Wow, Clara is an asshole. The fact that the Doctor continues travelling with Clara is ridiculous. He kicked out Sarah Jane for nothing, but now he lets Clara get away with this bullshit. Oh fuck you, Doctor. That squishing sound when she puts her fingers into the TARDIS controls. Hey, it’s him! I wish this was nearly as funny as Thick of It. That R roll is very Sylvester McCoy. Danny Pink, don’t be sad.… Read More »Doctor Who Story 252 – Dark Water/Death in Heaven
Is this the episode where Clara takes the kids on a trip in the TARDIS? If so, that’s horrible. Close the TARDIS door, Doctor! “Every communication channel on the TARDIS is open, yet nothing,” but we saw a news report. How are the traffic lights receiving power. The forest is mankind’s nightmare. The Doctor to Clara No, that’s alligators. Really? Trying to start a forest fire in the middle of a city with millions of people? Are they that stupid? How is this forest so dense without population, they’re in the core of London. They shouldn’t be able to go more than a few metres without hitting a building. Are… Read More »Doctor Who Story 251 – In the Forest of the Night
I don’t remember anything about this episode. Don’t trust the Doctor to be able to get you back to where you want to go! “This isn’t Croydon.” Doctor, open the other half of the door. Why is Missy using an iPad?
Oh it’s Zawe Ashton from Fresh Meat. Capaldi is a good authoritative Doctor. Mr. Pink is hot. Clara should totally get some! I forgot about the whole “am I a good man” theme during the entirety of Capaldi’s era. It’s really obvious that the Doctor is not a good man. I wish I was watching Innerspace instead. Now I just want more Martin Short. How does Dennis Quaid get top billing?