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Doctor Who Story 269 – Oxygen

Space, the final frontier. Final because it wants to kill us. The Doctor. What? What are you on? If you’re going to steal from Star Trek, don’t make a shambles of it. It’s the final frontier because it’s the last place to explore. Well, Ivan can’t hear her, so something horrible will happen to her while the camera is on Ivan. Oh, looks like we will see it. At least Nardole is here to travel. Nardole saying “cuddle” as he hugs the Doctor and Bill. I really enjoy that. Also, I want a nice cuddle.

Doctor Who Story 268 – Knock Knock

Who’s there? Creepy dude offers you to use his house… run away. Poor guy getting killed off before the opening credits. I wish I could have a TARDIS to help me move, but then again, I’d just have a TARDIS to live in. Aww, he has a crush on Bill. He’s gonna be disappointed when he learns she likes ladies. That kitchen!! Bill calling the Doctor “grandfather” is very Susan.

Doctor Who Story 267 – Thin Ice

They reason her being black and being okay in the 19th century too easily… they did the same with Martha. As a Jew I wouldn’t want to go to 19th century England. Hell, I don’t know if I want to be in 21st century Canada. We need to progress past the racist people. How is that a screwdriver? Bill asks the Doctor, and she’s right. I miss Nardole. Why are the Doctor and Bill’s SCUBA suits not self-contained. Is the first two letters in the acronym, and it would probably make their lives easier… Also why no communication system between suits. Would be nice if they could talk to one… Read More »Doctor Who Story 267 – Thin Ice

Doctor Who Story 266 – Smile

I’m liking Bill this time around. I think my hatred of Clara rubbed off on Bill. “The skeleton crew.” Oh god, Doctor, that was bad. The Doctor essentially just committed genocide… again.

Doctor Who Story 265 – The Pilot

Aww, pictures of River and Susan on his desk. So many screwdrivers. I love the doctor as a lecturer. Bill’s mom is a babe! I like the doctor’s hoodie. She still needs a washroom. These Daleks have terrible aim.

Doctor Who Story 264 – The Return of Doctor Mysterio

That kid is bad at fake sneezing. Capaldi is good at hanging upside down. I enjoy Capaldi with children. Nice reference to Siegel and Shuster. Didn’t Nardole get decapitated? He reminds me of Otis. There’s a lot about this that reminds me of the 1978 Superman, and I fully encourage that. I forgot how much I enjoyed this episode. Oh, there we go, Capaldi glued his head back on.

Doctor Who Story xx – Class

For Tonight We Might Die I watched the pilot when this first came out and hated it, here’s hoping the show is better than I remember. Well, I don’t like the rotating camera. That cop is bad at his job. ACAB. That girl looks like Charolette Ritchie. I wish it were. I’ve been watching too much Feel Good and Taskmaster. The coach is an asshole. Hahaha, I thought the alien with the gun was Jodie Whittaker. It’s an alien society, let’s imagine it to look like a school. If the Doctor saved them, and brought them to Earth, and Capaldi is in the episode, why not show him. We could… Read More »Doctor Who Story xx – Class

Doctor Who Story 263 – The Husbands of River Song

Really? Humans are still celebrating Christmas in the 54th century? I hate Doctor Who some times. Also, hi Nardol! The Doctor being playful to River is fun. River Song is married to the Taskmaster? I miss Taskmaster, maybe season 12 will be soon. Her new husband is cute. The Doctor being shocked by the TARDIS is so great. Close the door behind you. Aww, it’s David Tennant’s sonic screwdriver. :(

Doctor Who Story 262 – Hell Bent

Oh, it’s guitar Doctor again. Oh, it’s Clara ruining it for everyone. This teaser is making me hate the episode already. We want to see the Doctor on Gallifrey, and you’re giving us a dead woman in a diner. You’d think the Gallifreyans wouldn’t need a city, they have TARDIS technology. So explain to me how Gallifreyan society works, because these people seem to be living in abject poverty. Why are the poor not allowed to speak? How is Rassilon still president of Gallifrey. He wasn’t stuck there for billions of years. It’s not like he remembers more than one loop through there. Doctor Who sucks. Also, Clara sucks. First… Read More »Doctor Who Story 262 – Hell Bent

Doctor Who Story 261 – Heaven Sent

So this one I remember being amazing. I also remember my partner refusing to watch it because of how bad Face The Raven was. Too much talking to yourself. Yay! He found room 12. I’m not writing because I’m watching.