Doctor Who Story 261 – Heaven Sent

So this one I remember being amazing. I also remember my partner refusing to watch it because of how bad Face The Raven was.

Too much talking to yourself.

Yay! He found room 12. I’m not writing because I’m watching.

Doctor Who Story 260 – Face the Raven

This episode made me so angry when I first watched it!

Don’t remember that tattoo bit, or Rigsy. Who is he?

Oh, Rigsy was the spraypaint artist in the previous shitty episode.

This is very Torchwood.

They’re spending so much time setting up plot that I don’t care about to (not) kill Clara.

This episode is so bad it makes me really angry.

Doctor Who Story 259 – Sleep No More

This is terrible, so far… also I don’t remember it at all.

Oh, I remember the sleep pods.

What used to be sleep in your eye has turned into a carnivorous life form.

The Doctor

I can’t think of anything but Marty wandering Hill Valley.

Well, that was terrible. (How many posts am I ending with that?)

Doctor Who Story 258 – The Zygon Invasion/The Zygon Inversion

The Zygon Invasion

I like the UNIT crew, so I’m going with this.

I’m annoyed at how they completely ignored the actual resolution in the 50th anniversary special. At least they’re doing that now.

20 million is a lot of Zygons.

Why is the Doctor playing guitar?

Where is the teacher to protect these children from the weird man?

This show really likes the American southwest, and I have a feeling it wasn’t actually shot in the US. WOOT! I was right, it was Spain, on an island called Fuerteventura.

Oh my! That’s Nicola Murray from The Thick of It! Oh, Capaldi needs to swear at her.

Have him stand down and have another crew member take command. What the hell is wrong with UNIT? That’s pretty simple.

Clara’s evil Clara is very similar to Evil Kirk from original Star Trek.

The Zygon Inversion

Mmm, chocolate toothpaste.

I’m over 2000 years old, I’m old enough to be your messiah.

The Doctor

This is not very good. I might have been better if they actually resolved this plot in the 50th anniversary.

Doctor Who Story 257 – The Woman Who Lived

*gasp* it’s some highway robbery!

Me is an interesting idea. I just don’t look forward to how it ties into Clara’s story.

A woman who can’t remember her life is interesting.

I like Capaldi’s hatred of banter.

Doctor Who Story 256 – The Girl Who Died

I kinda feel like the entire teaser nothing happened.

I think Odin watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I like the Doctor’s nicknames for the Vikings.

Oh, they’re not robots.

Yay! He’s reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.

Doctor Who Story 255 – Under the Lake/Before the Flood

Under the Lake

I remember this episode sucking, and already it does.

This episode is making me hate Clara even more than I already do.

The cards are a nice touch.

Is his name really “Pritchard?”

Before the Flood

Why is he breaking the fourth wall? Wow that whole Beethoven speech was terrible.

Okay, I like the lady who is giddy a out it being bigger on the inside.

Stop saying the Doctor dies when we know he doesn’t. You keep doing this and I’m so tired of it.

Ugh! Doctor Who is so bad.

Doctor Who Story 254 – The Magician’s Apprentice/The Witch’s Familiar

Prologue

More talk about death, blah blah blah blah blah. No one’s going to die. I wish they’d kill Clara, but they won’t.

The Magician’s Apprentice

That’s very low tech… with lasers.

They keep saying “hand mine” like it’s a thing.

I remember being intrigued that it’s Davros.

And once again, news reports.

These people are so excited to assume it’s hostile.

We’re into the electric guitar phase… why. And sunglasses.

Missy being offended that Davros is the Doctor’s arch enemy is fantastic.

The Witch’s Familiar

Missy is great.

I like the different Dalek models.

Missy is great. She really is the best part of Capaldi’s time.

Missy is great!

Missy is so great!

Poor Missy.

The Daleks have said “mercy” hundreds of times in Doctor Who, why is this a big deal?

Doctor Who Story 253 – Last Christmas

Yay, more Christmas. Why is there never a Chanukah episode? Or a Pesach episode?

Basically what I’m saying is not everyone is Christian.

Are they not going to discuss Danny Pink and the Doctor thinking he’s back alive and in a relationship with Clara?

Why am I watching a woman dance to Christmas carols?

At least they brought Danny Pink back up, and the Doctor knows that he’s dead.

Oh god, they’re doing that Christopher Nolan movie.

Wow that old lady makeup is terrible.

Oh that was stupid.

If the Doctor can’t see age, it would have been nice to do this story with an old companion.

Doctor Who Story 252 – Dark Water/Death in Heaven

Dark Water

Looks like they finally killed someone off… too bad it’s not going to last. Though Danny is the only one who isn’t terrible.

Clara don’t be a shit and save your boyfriend’s life.

Wow, Clara is an asshole. The fact that the Doctor continues travelling with Clara is ridiculous. He kicked out Sarah Jane for nothing, but now he lets Clara get away with this bullshit.

Oh fuck you, Doctor.

That squishing sound when she puts her fingers into the TARDIS controls.

Hey, it’s him!

I wish this was nearly as funny as Thick of It.

That R roll is very Sylvester McCoy.

Danny Pink, don’t be sad. Clara sucks.

Yay! Missy!

Death in Heaven

You can’t just announce that Clara is the Doctor. First off if we were going to have a companion as a Doctor, hopefully it’s one better than Clara.

Osgood is great. “Bow ties are cool.”

I hate when my decaying corpse turns into a cyberman.

Ugh! The Doctor being President of Earth.

Why are the guards just sitting there doing nothing, while Missy threatens to kill Osgood?

Don’t worry, the Doctor can fall from space and live, falling from an airplane won’t do any harm.

Don’t kill Ollie? Malcolm will be so sad he didn’t get to do it.

I guess I need to add a tag for the Brigadier? I guess he’s in it?

If the TARDIS can follow Danny into the afterlife by using a psychic link, why doesn’t the Doctor put his hands in the goo and find Gallifrey.

I’m so tired of Moffat’s shit.