Part One
I really hope this one doesn’t have the bad guy be a snake-esque species who spend forever saying one sentence because they put in too many Ses.
“You are the Federated Son…” “The Federated Son wants to dance!”
Sssssuuuumaaaahran empire. I bet. Snakes.
The Federated Son’s lips are giant.
Part Two
The bad guy is Tegan, and she’s not overpronunciating her Ses.
People should listen to the Doctor.
Also, if this was written by Stephen Moffatt, the Doctor would be the one who did the Snakedance in the past.
The gay moody teen in repose sounds like the baby from Family Guy.
Part Three
I like the Son of the Federated’s dad’s assistant, he’s got a good head of hair.
The Son of the Federated is quite swashbuckling right now.
Nyssa, those bright colours and stripes are not helping in your sneaking away.
That Stormtrooper is the worst guard in sci-fi history.
Why are we watching a terrible puppet show? I miss The Muppet Show.
They need to stop making the default cliffhanger be a woman screaming. It’s the 1980s.
Part Four
“Your son is evil!” You have to be to wear those pants.
Good thing that stormtrooper is wearing a helmet. No peripheral vision.
Oh my! That costume is sublime!
That snake needs to see a dentist, it’s teeth are wiggling.