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Doctor Who Story 202 – The End of Time

Dreamland

A decent story about Area 51 would be nice, but I don’t think this is it. But it’s nice that David and Georgia got to work together again. I assume they were a couple by this point.

The Doctor making Die Hard and Alien references is great.

I wouldn’t mind the Doctor having an indigenous companion.

Uh oh, the military is controlled by an alien.

This animation style makes David Tennant look sickly.

There’s too many groups in this story. The US military, the Roswell Greys, the insects, the swarm, the robots.

People pick up the TARDIS way too easily.

Doctor, don’t set up other people with your wife. Well, unless you’re into that, you kinky bastard.

The End of Time Part One

Ahhh, it starts with narration, always a terrible sign.

Wilf!!!

People are stupid if they are trying to resurrect the Master.

They’re really playing the Master as too insane. It’s not enjoyable.

The narration is horrible. Sorry Mr. Bond.

What’s with the Master wanting to eat people? Also, I feel sorry for John Simm and all these shots of him eating.

This father daughter duo are gross. Like Trump and his daughter.

That’s a good hallway for the Doctor to run in.

More talking heads on news programs.

Boo! Wilfred is now trapped.

The head shaking special effect is so bad. Though most of this story is so bad.

“There is only the Master race.” Dude, I don’t think you know what that means.

“For Gallifrey!”

The End of Time Part Two

I really wish David Tennant’s ending wasn’t so bad, but at least I have tasty quiche.

It’s so strange that the lords of time resort to prophesy.

I don’t believe that 7 billion Masters would defer authority to the original one. I think you’d have fun chaos.

“He loves playing with Earth girls.” Well, “Earth Girls Are Easy.”

Why does the Doctor have such a huge hard on for the Master?

God, this show is so bad! James Bond throws a diamond from his place in this time lock at a picture of Earth and it just shows up on Earth?

What’s with sci-fi and senates and big open pits and balconies over it?

Remember when the Doctor fell from a tower and regenerated into Peter Davison? And now he can just jump out of a spaceship and crash to the floor?

The Master I know loves being the Master. I can’t believe that he’s so upset about being who he is. Also, Gallifrey is huge.

The Doctor is a bit cruel to Wilfred.

Honestly, the Doctor should leave him. Have him dictate a note to the Doctor for his daughter and Donna. Probably separate notes.

I can’t believe that made Mickey and Martha get married. They are so bad.

David Tennant’s Doctor is always so sad. It will be really nice to have a less sad Doctor.

It is nice to see all the Doctor’s companions one final time.

Hello Matt Smith, Goodbye David Tennant.

Doctor Who Story 198 – The Stolen Earth & Journey’s End

The Stolen Earth

The milkman looks like Spike. Are there still milkmen in Britain?

Someone stole Earth.

Martha!

Wilf is the best companion.

Good news, Rose is there to save the day!

They all got into the opening credits, that’s nice.

Russell Davies loves newscasters.

Really? This is what she bothers with? The Earth has been moved and spaceships are en route, and she’s worrying about looters?

Jealous Ianto.

Martha is on a bluetooth headset with Jack, yet the general she’s conversing with in person hears Jack telling her not to do it.

Wilfred with the paintball gun is fun.

“Do you have a webcam?” “She wouldn’t let me, says they’re naughty.”

Jack flirting with Sarah Jane is the best.

Oh, Harriet Jones. :(

“Everyone but Rose,” and Susan, and Ian, and Barbara, and Vicki, and Steven, and Katarina, and Dodo, and Ben, and Polly…

Your chest cavity being open like that seems like it would be prone to infection.

Take them with you, Jack, the Daleks are coming for Torchwood!

Wilf, don’t call Rose “sweetheart.”

The Dalek shot the Doctor!

The Doctor fake regenerating is a big fuck you to fans.

Journey’s End

Mickey and Jackie saving Sarah Jane is ridiculous, but I approve.

As if Tosh can make a time bubble as a defence for Torchwood.

Mickey kissing his gun is gold.

German Daleks are the best.

“Stop it! She’s my friend!” Do Daleks really care about friendship?

Dead Jack’s wink is great. It’s really convenient that this is the one time he is resurrected without a big gulp of air.

If you just want to atomize these people, just use a transporter.

“We will become the only lifeforms in existence.” Imagine how bored you would be as a Dalek if there’s no one to kill.

I like that Davros recognizes Sarah Jane.

I bet you he saves everyone.

The TARDIS towing Earth back home, is ridiculous.

Donna and Jack should bone.

I forgot that Mickey stays on Earth Prime.

This is horrible. “Genocidal manic, please rehabilitate him, Rose, and feel free to boink.”

She’s very much saying no, screaming no, demanding no. He could just let her die. Dying might be better than living without those memories.

Doctor Who Story 197 – Turn Left

That accent is horrible.

I remember this episode was terrible, but also I remember it not making sense.

Donna’s mom is cruel.

The “there’s something on your back” makes no sense.

It’s Rose!

Martha is dead. :(

Sarah Jane Smith is also dead. :( That’s horrible.

And the kids from the show. Yikes, this episode is dark.

Rose is back.

Now the Queen is dead. This is really dark.

Ianto and Gwen are dead, too.

That dude is way too positive about being sent to a labour camp.

Wilf is shaking his head sad that Donna knows so little about history. I’m also doing that, but I expected it.

The whole DoctorDonna thing never made much sense. It’s so bad.

“That’s not dying.” Yeah, Donna, that is dying. That’s an entire universe dying. Also, stop telling the audience that a character is about to die, when they aren’t.

Really, they sit at the intersection debating the turn for over two minutes?

Wow, even without TARDIS energy, Rose can change signs to say “Bad Wolf.”

Doctor Who Serial 192 – The Sontaran Stratagem & The Poison Sky

The Sontaran Stratagem

Were people really this scared of GPS?

Martha! Hopefully this isn’t as bad as her Torchwood episodes.

They’re doing a very old-school Doctor Who trope. Showing just a hand or the back of a head staring at a screen.

Sontarans are ridiculous.

Okay, this is the fourth episode of the season, and they’re already doing flashbacks?

This is a very kids’ show episode.

It’s like original Star Trek with the computers who are defeated with logic.

The teenage “genius” looks like that guy.

Cliffhanger!

The Poison Sky

Thank you, Donna’s mom! That was an easy solution. Though that is not how windshields break, ad it would probably have bounced if she didn’t concentrate the hit with a corner of the axe.

Oh shit, Martha clone’s being nefarious.

I’m really glad that when Russell Davies leaves, Doctor Who stopped relying so much on news broadcasts.

I hate the close ups of the newcasters’ lips.

The “Are you my mummy?” was wonderful!

Okay, taking Martha without her consent, not cool, TARDIS.

Doctor Who Serial 189 – Partners in Crime

Donna, don’t use your real name. Look at the Doctor, he’s using John Smith.

Who on earth would be dumb enough to print an entire customer database without your boss’s approval. Now as for sales calls, why are they? They’re selling a miracle diet pill. It will sell like crazy, and just sell it online. Also, why is it so small? that was like four sheets of paper, and Donna took both hers and the Doctors, so their client list fits on two sheets of A4.

How does Adipose Industries have authorization for to have a siren on their vehicle?

The Adipose are adorable.

You can tell that drivers in this shared universe have never driven in snow. In Torchwood they lock the wheels when stopping. In this they spin out.

Donna’s mom is terrible. BUT NOW IT’S TIME FOR WILFRED! One of the best companions for Tennant.

Tell your grandfather, Donna!

I love how oblivious Donna is.

The miming scene between Donna and the Doctor is the greatest.

They fill the door with bullets, but when they push it, it doesn’t fail because of the bullet holes, it just falls because it was never on hinges or latched.

I forgot how much fun Donna was.

The problem with this story is if they just asked nicely and only took excessive fat from people and not other organic matter, they’d have millions (billions?) of volunteers.

Aww, Wilfred missed the UFO.

I love that Donna is moving out.

*gasp* It’s Rose!

I love Wilfred.

Doctor Who Story 188 – Voyage of the Damned

Time Crash

So this is a Children In Need special that bridges Martha leaving the TARDIS and the TARDIS crashing into the Titanic. It’s a fun one, so I’m quite excited.

I like when the Doctor talks to the TARDIS.

TEE HEE! It’s PETER DAVISON, aka, the Doctor’s father in law. It’s really weird the Doctor married his own daughter.

The soundtrack is great.

Hahaha, the Doctor thinking the Doctor is a fan is fun, and mentioning LINDA.

“No, no beard this time, but a wife.”

“I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important, like you do when you’re young.”

This is such a good eight minutes of Doctor Who, so much love for the show.

Voyage of the Damned

Kylie Minogue! She’s in this!

This is the third episode with the Titanic crashing into the TARDIS. We get it.

Oh yeah, every Christmas episode has to be about Christmas. Goyim.

Did they change the theme? I don’t like it.

Oh god, Max Capricorn.

You don’t have dwell so much on the Doctor being alone.

Wilfred! Maybe the best companion of the Tenant’s.

Well, Lizzy being in Buckingham might pay off in the end.

Alonso… was he in Being Human? Yes he was, he was also in Sherlock and was considered for the 11th Doctor.

Allons-y!

The fat couple are lovely.

I also like Bannakaffalatta.

Uh oh, the Host are evil.

Morvin’s death is so sad. I feel bad for Foon.

So many sad deaths. I like Bannakaffalatta.

And now Foon!

I would have loved for Astrid to become a companion.

The Doctor got to snog Kylie Minogue, yowzah!

Kinda wish this story didn’t have Max.

Astrid falling looks so bad.

Oh, Lizzy!

Wait, how did the asshole live?

Aww, in memory of Verity Lambert. :(