The Last Sontaran
Oh my god! The UI on her music player. The past was so weird.
Goblin’s Copse? That’s the name of the village? British people are weird.
Call an ambulance, she hit her head.
Oh yeah, call the police, too. There’s a missing person.
Sarah Jane is being a bitch to Maria.
It’s a cloaked Sontaran!
I’m impressed by the Sontaran actor’s ability to run in that costume.
Call UNIT, Maria and Luke! Or at least call Mr Smith and have him call UNIT. They could have brought Martha into The Sarah Jane Adventure.
I really like the single balloon falling around when Mr Smith opens.
I wish they weren’t dragging out Maria leaving for America. It’s nice that she got one more story, but maybe introduce the idea near the end of the episode.
They let the Sontaran go? They should have arrested him, he attempted genocide.
The Day of the Clown
It’s the Rani!!!! Why would they name their character with the same name as a major Doctor Who character.
They’re really hitting us with the “Rani is going to be a main character” stick.
Doctor Who got rid of the serialized stories back in 2005. Why did they decide to bring it back for Sarah Jane?
Move quickly, jeez!
Why is Sarah Jane so scared of clowns?
Would any teenager not try to attach themselves to Sarah Jane’s world?
I wish her friend at the Pharos Institute was another Doctor Who companion.
Oh god, bad jokes are the solution to the episode.
So if all the children just arrive, does that include all those German kids from the Pied Piper tale?
Secrets of the Stars
This lady should listen to an astrology podcast.
I guess they already told Rani that Luke wasn’t born, because she’s taking it easily.
HAHAHAHA! He says Chair-yl for Cheryl! I used to have a boss who did that, Cheryl didn’t like it.
He’s talking about the Doctor.
The flashback is with David Tennant, when he’s talking about meeting the Doctor and him leaving her… it should have been Jon Pertwee or Tom Baker.
“Truman is human.” Truman is a true man!
“Is she your companion?” Yes, very much, Rani is Sarah Jane’s companion. I don’t think they’re ever referred to as such, but Rani, Luke and Clyde are Sarah’s companions, and Gwen and Ianto are Jack’s companions.
Clyde is Jesus.
Luke not having a star sign will mean he can’t be controlled and will save the day.
“It’s time for Cancer to join the circle.” Chevron two is locked!
I just learned that in a new block I can type /gif and get a Giphy block.
Oh shit, children of Scorpio are joining the circle. That’s ME!
Yay! I was right about Luke!
HAHAHA! He called her “Cheryl” with the proper pronunciation, not “Chair-yl.”
The Mark of the Berserker
They have a character named Rani. Why isn’t there an episode called “Mark of the Rani?”
Starts off with naughty kids.
Don’t you hate when your tattoos spread?
Jacob is an asshole.
Oh god! And Rani know has the pendent? And they’re not calling it the Mark of the Rani?
Uh oh, she now has the mark of the Rani! Also, fuck her for the cruel shit she’s doing to her dad.
I want sandwiches.
Clyde, you idiot. Don’t show your dad all this shit.
Clyde’s dad is a shitbag.
Oh my god! The slug! I love it.
Maria, don’t tell your dad to shut up.
He’s going to hack into a military database?
Clyde is an asshole. That dude is going to get fired for giving away a car.
They should have called Martha.
Is the sitting area in the attic new? It’s nice.
The Temptation of Sarah Jane Smith
Uh oh! Oscar is trying to trick Sarah Jane.
The theme music reminds me of Harry Potter.
- Don’t do it!
- Don’t do it in that terrible outfit.
It’s a village fete! So British.
Did Sarah Jane’s mum say, “I’m Brabra?” What kind of name is Brabra?
Don’t be naughty, Sarah Jane.
Oscar the Grask!
The Trickster is a jackass.
Oh, that ain’t the TARDIS.
“Are you two having a laugh?”
“Yes, ethnic person in the 1950s.”
This episoe is actually sad. Poor Sarah Jane.
Hahaha! The Trickster just sounded like Noel Fielding when he said, “Oh no! Stop them!”
That’s some cheap-ass vortex manipulator, able to crush it with one stomp.
Enemy of the Bane
I think I’m supposed to know who Wormwood is, but I don’t.
Thank you for assuming I’m a dumb child, she was the lady who made Luke in the pilot.
Never give up, never surrender!
Hahaha! Stunned Rani mother is hilarious.
I didn’t realize that the Black Archive happened before the 50th Anniversary episode.
Yay! The Brigadier.
Wow, those guards are horrible at their jobs. The blanket covering Sarah Jane is a bit obvious.
Sarah Jane’s house gets destroyed way too often.
Sontaran? That was unexpected.
They learned the true intentions of Wormwood really quickly. That’s kinda surprising.
Hahahaha! Wormwood is an idiot for trusting Luke.
The Major is an asshole. Uh oh! The Major is an alien!
This is way too Darth Vader-esque.
Clyde tending to the injured Sontaran, that’s actually nice character growth.
From Raxacoricofallapatorius with Love
I’m skipping ahead. I should watch “The Next Doctor” and the Proms before I get to this little mini-episode, but I don’t think anything in continuity will be ruined by watching this first.
K-9!
That was no “Time Crash.”