Can we chant the title like it’s Wheel of Fortune? Planet! Of! Fire!!!!!
Good necklace, my dudes.
Oh! Their house is a series of domes. I like it.
I like that vortex of smoke.
“These items are fragile… except this butt plug.”
Hmm, they filmed this in Spain. That’s a strange thing for Doctor Who especially how cheap it is. We know they will do it again for “The Two Doctors.”
Kamelion being there must have confused so many casual viewers.
And there’s Peri with a topless hunky man.
Wow, Peri’s American accent is terrible.
Oh, Peri likes the butt plug.
Peri in a bikini is not a bad sight. Turlough in a speedo, less so. He’s one creepy lookin’ dude.
Turlough, it’s a butt plug, not a dumbbell.
So Turlough just kidnapped Peri?
Uh oh! Howard is the Master!
The Master looks like he’s had some serious work done on his face.
Wow, Peri is horrible and annoying.
At least she’s standing up to the Master, but I’m not quite sure why she knows the Master is bad.
That hill looks like it hurts to slide down on bare skin.
I don’t understand the story. And I don’t understand why Peri is involved. And I don’t understand why she has such a bad American accent.
The giant pin that the Master is trying to use to kill the Doctor does look like it’ll hurt, except for the black plastic cap on the point.
“Watch me shrink this clothing, and maybe I’ll shrink you!!!” EVIL LAUGH!
It’s impressive how well Peri knows how to use the TARDIS.
TINY MASTER! YES! I do wish it was as good as tiny Paul McCartney from Help!
I like the Doctor’s suspenders.
How is Peri so bad?
Gah! Doctor, stop being a colonial asshole.
I really hope they do something to take care of Peri being so bad.
Goodbye Turlough, no one will miss you, but it’s not like we’re trading up with Peri.