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The Sock Gap

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Jeff suggests that a man takes his socks off “after his shoes, and before his trousers.” Miss the sock gap, and “suddenly you’re a naked man in socks. No self respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.”

Why do I mention this only a few days after I previously posted this video in another context? Well, I went to the Honeysuckle Strip Spelling Bee at Buddies In Bad Times a few days back. As usual it was rather entertaining, but here’s the problem, the men competing, they didn’t seem to understand the Sock Gap. Approximately fifty percent of the competitors were men, and while the vast majority ended the night with their underpants on, and of them, the majority still seemed to have their socks on, too, which is perplexing. There were even a couple competitors wearing less than socks and underwear, and they still had their socks on.

I’m going to go on a limb and guess none of those men took any women home with them. Partially because the vast majority of the audience and contestants are gay.

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