Part One

Snow? They’re in the UK! Also, that’s so very little snow.

“This thing I’m wearing is too tight.” “You eat too much.” OH FUCK YOU, DOCTOR! NO! NOT COOL! Peri should punch that fucker right in the face.

Zombies!

Also, the cape looks terrible on the Doctor.

Is that lady wearing a kippa?

There’s a red-headed British actor in this, and I don’t think he played a Weasley.

She says “Davros” as “Davrish.” I like it.

Part Two

Weasley is creepy as fuck.

Wow, the Doctor is sending Peri to hang out with the creep of all creeps and completely knowing how much of a creep.

45 minutes is too long of an episode length.

“My vision is impaired! I cannot see!”

The good part of Davros is his ability to take dialogue away from the Daleks.

The Doctor loves to destroy a place and leave in his TARDIS just in time.

Really? They ended the season on mid-sentence. They must have thought they were so clever. It didn’t work.

The next story is “The Trial of a Time Lord,” which is a 14 part story, encompassing all of season 23. Don’t expect a new post as quickly as the last few were. This will take time to watch all 14 parts. At least it’s going back to a 25 minute running time.

Part One

This doesn’t look like 12th century Earth.

Nice to know the Doctor appreciates a good safety belt.

“I am the Borat! And I do not tolerate disloyalty.” Very nice!

No 12th century Earth for the Doctor. Does this sound like I predicted this?

If you’re ever being attacked by a beekeeper, be sure to place a potted plant into his hands. He’ll scream and fall down.

Part Two

Today I learned that if you show an android its reflection, it breaks.

This is trippy as shit in the Time Lash.

The Doctor murdered Borat.

Part One

Hey dude, I understand. I too hate when beams of light are shone on my stomach.

The creature design in Doctor Who is so bad. This is something that Doctor Who still has a problem with.

Also, this reminds me of the Star Wars prequels, all they talk about is trade.

Wait. Peri is wearing the exact same outfit as the last story, except in blue, and this time properly fitting.

So many dividends.

Now I wish Vincent Adultman was in this episode of Doctor Who.

Except those shorts. They do not fit. If they wanted to show off Peri’s body, they should have fitted those shorts a lot better. #bum

I hope Nicola Bryant was okay with how they dressed Peri and sexualized her, because it’s not right for Doctor Who.

I was gonna call out Peri for pronouncing Z wrong, but the Doctor beat me to it.

They like talking about places being in a constellation. Do they know that constellations are based on a 2D perception of space? Let alone that the Doctor is traveling in four dimensions (five if you include space like Susan did in the pilot episode).

Uh oh! Here comes the Doctor.

So the soldier executing the orders the leaders are paying attention to reports a fault and they just shrug.

I like that the government has golf carts. This scene reminds of the scene in Austin Powers where he tries to turn the golf cart around.

Even without his coat of many colours, his costume is stupid.

Part Two

Wow, the Doctor just dumped two people into a vat of acid and left the room with a “witty1 quip”. It was disgusting.

How many ways can we try to murder the Doctor?

The PHAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA!

When in doubt, shoot the keyboard.

Golf cart!

The death causing plant tendrils seems like a bad idea to have around.

Is “he needs more than water, Peri, eh?” a play on Perrier?

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Part One

Hello, season 22!

Never split up when you’re in the wrong tunnel.

That pink romper doesn’t fit on Peri very well, for one, her left boob is squished, secondly, it looks like it’s hunching her over.

Oh, it’s a heist episode.

The roundels look like they could use a fresh coat of paint.

The head of this heist must know that being this much of an asshole will get these guys to rat on you if you get caught, right?

Oh, it’s not a romper, it’s a unitard with a pair of shorts?

Jamie could be a woman’s name, why is she so confused. Also, I miss Jamie. Best companion.

Oh, heist captain is not scared of the cops, because he’s buddies with the Cybermen.

I feel so bad for Peri’s back.

Why did they leave the TARDIS door open?

Part Two

I’m so confused how the Doctor is dumb enough to have left his TARDIS door open.

So Lytton was in that Dalek episode with Peter Davison. I had no idea, and I just watched it. I really am face-blind. All white dudes look a like.

God, Peri needs a new outfit.

God, the Doctor needs a new outfit.

Oh! She changed. That’s so much better. This jumpsuit is great! The belt is fantastic. Is this turning into a fashion blog?

God that alien’s voice is horrific.

That director should know not to get too close to the mask, it’s too bad. Though I guess most Doctor Who fans in the 1980s were not watching on a 55″ TV.

Shit is getting real. They’re trying to blow up Earth.

All those creepy hands on Peri are creepy.

Stop touching her, it’s creepy. You’re not touching anyone else.

Once again, the door to the TARDIS is wide open.

Part One

Wow, I’m surprised they started Colin Baker’s era with a pair of lesbians playing backgammon.

Well, it’s just their haircuts. Romulus and Remus are jackasses.

Well, they’re doing a great job at making me think the Doctor is an asshole.

Now that’s fashion! Peri’s outfit is great, though.

So we have a terrible companion, and a Doctor who’s an asshole and choking her out.

Oh! Bunny wabbit monster!

Part Two

What is with Peri’s outfit? The tartan top with no fitting whatsoever? I think the only point of that top is this shot I’m looking at right now that is right down her shirt. That skirt is way too flared.

“Have you heard of a planet called Wakanda?”

God, Colin Baker’s Doctor is such an arrogant asshole.

Wow, how Peri was willing to continue travelling with the Doctor is completely wrong.

Part Three

She’s been in the TARDIS for like 10 minutes. How on Earth does she know how to operate the viewscreen.

Peri shouldn’t have compassion for the Doctor. There’s no reason for her to.

The TimeLord and the pointy headed dude are totally going to make out. There’s not enough man-on-man make out sessions in this version of Doctor Who. I look forward to the Russell T. Davies years.

Punch Colin Baker in the nose.

Part Four

Big intimating aliens walk in, the leader with his squeakiest voice says, “he’s the one.”

Damn! The wiggly forcefield is actually great!

Wow that was a terrible ending and Peri should leave. She’s in an abusive relationship.