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Doctor Who story xx – The Sarah Jane Adventures series 2

The Last Sontaran

Oh my god! The UI on her music player. The past was so weird.

Goblin’s Copse? That’s the name of the village? British people are weird.

Call an ambulance, she hit her head.

Oh yeah, call the police, too. There’s a missing person.

Sarah Jane is being a bitch to Maria.

It’s a cloaked Sontaran!

I’m impressed by the Sontaran actor’s ability to run in that costume.

Call UNIT, Maria and Luke! Or at least call Mr Smith and have him call UNIT. They could have brought Martha into The Sarah Jane Adventure.

I really like the single balloon falling around when Mr Smith opens.

I wish they weren’t dragging out Maria leaving for America. It’s nice that she got one more story, but maybe introduce the idea near the end of the episode.

They let the Sontaran go? They should have arrested him, he attempted genocide.

The Day of the Clown

It’s the Rani!!!! Why would they name their character with the same name as a major Doctor Who character.

They’re really hitting us with the “Rani is going to be a main character” stick.

Doctor Who got rid of the serialized stories back in 2005. Why did they decide to bring it back for Sarah Jane?

Move quickly, jeez!

Why is Sarah Jane so scared of clowns?

Would any teenager not try to attach themselves to Sarah Jane’s world?

I wish her friend at the Pharos Institute was another Doctor Who companion.

Oh god, bad jokes are the solution to the episode.

So if all the children just arrive, does that include all those German kids from the Pied Piper tale?

Secrets of the Stars

This lady should listen to an astrology podcast.

I guess they already told Rani that Luke wasn’t born, because she’s taking it easily.

HAHAHAHA! He says Chair-yl for Cheryl! I used to have a boss who did that, Cheryl didn’t like it.

He’s talking about the Doctor.

The flashback is with David Tennant, when he’s talking about meeting the Doctor and him leaving her… it should have been Jon Pertwee or Tom Baker.

“Truman is human.” Truman is a true man!

“Is she your companion?” Yes, very much, Rani is Sarah Jane’s companion. I don’t think they’re ever referred to as such, but Rani, Luke and Clyde are Sarah’s companions, and Gwen and Ianto are Jack’s companions.

Clyde is Jesus.

Luke not having a star sign will mean he can’t be controlled and will save the day.

“It’s time for Cancer to join the circle.” Chevron two is locked!

I just learned that in a new block I can type /gif and get a Giphy block.

Oh shit, children of Scorpio are joining the circle. That’s ME!

Yay! I was right about Luke!

HAHAHA! He called her “Cheryl” with the proper pronunciation, not “Chair-yl.”

The Mark of the Berserker

They have a character named Rani. Why isn’t there an episode called “Mark of the Rani?”

Starts off with naughty kids.

Don’t you hate when your tattoos spread?

Jacob is an asshole.

Oh god! And Rani know has the pendent? And they’re not calling it the Mark of the Rani?

Uh oh, she now has the mark of the Rani! Also, fuck her for the cruel shit she’s doing to her dad.

I want sandwiches.

Clyde, you idiot. Don’t show your dad all this shit.

Clyde’s dad is a shitbag.

Oh my god! The slug! I love it.

Maria, don’t tell your dad to shut up.

He’s going to hack into a military database?

Clyde is an asshole. That dude is going to get fired for giving away a car.

They should have called Martha.

Is the sitting area in the attic new? It’s nice.

The Temptation of Sarah Jane Smith

Uh oh! Oscar is trying to trick Sarah Jane.

The theme music reminds me of Harry Potter.

  1. Don’t do it!
  2. Don’t do it in that terrible outfit.

It’s a village fete! So British.

Did Sarah Jane’s mum say, “I’m Brabra?” What kind of name is Brabra?

Don’t be naughty, Sarah Jane.

Oscar the Grask!

The Trickster is a jackass.

Oh, that ain’t the TARDIS.

“Are you two having a laugh?”

“Yes, ethnic person in the 1950s.”

This episoe is actually sad. Poor Sarah Jane.

Hahaha! The Trickster just sounded like Noel Fielding when he said, “Oh no! Stop them!”

That’s some cheap-ass vortex manipulator, able to crush it with one stomp.

Enemy of the Bane

I think I’m supposed to know who Wormwood is, but I don’t.

Thank you for assuming I’m a dumb child, she was the lady who made Luke in the pilot.

Never give up, never surrender!

Hahaha! Stunned Rani mother is hilarious.

I didn’t realize that the Black Archive happened before the 50th Anniversary episode.

Yay! The Brigadier.

Wow, those guards are horrible at their jobs. The blanket covering Sarah Jane is a bit obvious.

Sarah Jane’s house gets destroyed way too often.

Sontaran? That was unexpected.

They learned the true intentions of Wormwood really quickly. That’s kinda surprising.

Hahahaha! Wormwood is an idiot for trusting Luke.

The Major is an asshole. Uh oh! The Major is an alien!

This is way too Darth Vader-esque.

Clyde tending to the injured Sontaran, that’s actually nice character growth.

From Raxacoricofallapatorius with Love

I’m skipping ahead. I should watch “The Next Doctor” and the Proms before I get to this little mini-episode, but I don’t think anything in continuity will be ruined by watching this first.

K-9!

That was no “Time Crash.”

Doctor Who Story xx – The Sarah Jane Adventures Series 1

Revenge of the Slitheen part 1

God no. The Slitheen and more fart jokes.

That’s a worse principal than the one in the film I just watched, Moxie.

The Slitheen can control candle light?

This is kind of a charming episode.

That little pop sound as he exited his skin suit was great.

Revenge of the Slitheen part 2

You are in a car.

The child Slitheen is adorable.

Why does Sarah Jane’s basement have a single licence plate on the rafter and it’s from Ontario?

Doing some more research, there’s a theory that it’s a tribute to Sidney Newman, creator of Doctor Who. Or maybe TVO, who aired so much of Sarah Jane’s episodes of Doctor Who.

Also, apparently there’s a short story starring the seventh Doctor set in Toronto called “Christmas In Toronto.” I’m going to have to read that. Also, there’s a Gord Downie song called “Christmastime in Toronto” and I saw him perform that live with the Joel Plaskett Emergency at the Horseshoe Tavern.

The “Next time” on the previous episode showed them attacking the Slitheen with vinegar. I assume Mr Smith would tell them this, but it seems that they figured it out on their own. It’s pretty great.

“Vinegar in plastic squeezies.” I wish we called them squeezies.

Quite the epic shot of the slow-mo lipstick throwing shot.

Eye of the Gorgon part 1

Old lady living in creepy old house, makes sense the nun is there.

Oh, it’s an old folks home.

Maria’s mum is a horrible person.

So when Clyde is 40, he’ll be able to put his mind in a robot. I’ll be 60 or something like that. So that works for me. The actor who plays Clyde is 6 years younger than me. So 46… which is 2027.

The old lady knows about Sontarans.

Haha, there’s a Gorgon in this episode.1

The effect of the dad turning to stone is amazing.

Eye of the Gorgon part 2

It’s the eye of the Gorgon, it’s the thrill of the sight, rising up to the challenge of the stone stare.

I think with the dad stoned (tee hee) they’re going to be able to unstone him.

That hidden passageway reminds me so much of the 1960s batman series.

Aww, statue dad is crying.

Oh, they’re chanting “serve the Gorgon.”

So the talisman is what can return Pops to flesh, but she never says how.

So we know he was conscious during the stoning, so shouldn’t he be in excruciating pain? Also, they’re going to play it off that he’s dreamed it.

It’s a good thing Dad-Dad-Daddio doesn’t remember what happened, because as a parent, I would never let Sarah Jane Smith near my child. Unlike Rose Tyler who is an adult and can choose to go off on adventures, Maria is a child.

Are they going to cure Alzheimer’s? Oh good, they didn’t.

Warriors of Kudlak part 1

I need more children!!!!

Don’t spit on the street, asshole.

I wanna play laser tag.

Warriors of Kudlak part 2

Watch out for cricket man!

Where did Sarah get Mr Smith?

Their spaceship looks like a warehouse. Someone needs an interior decorator.

Whatever Happened to Sarah Jane? part 1

That’s obviously not the dad actor who is skateboarding.

For a kids’ show, this is pretty decent. I think I’d like this if I were 6 or 7.

Having a parent not believe you and having to lie that you remember Andrea.

Oh, that’s Jane Asher.

It’s a Graske!

Pop pop falling to aliens and alien tech is bad.

Wow, they could afford the Kinks.

Whatever Happened to Sarah Jane? part 2

I have a cat on my shoulder.

Andrea Yates is horrible.

Also child Sarah Jane looks nothing like Sarah Jane.

Sarah Jame Smith in Doctor Who

Andrea Yates is horrible.

The next episode looks sad.

The Lost Boy part 1

Last story of the season. We’re getting back to Torchwood, soon.

I’m interested in how this story of Maria’s dad knowing plays out. I did not expect to be this invested.

Oh shit, they’re evil!

Naughty naughty, teaching children how to skip class.

Oh god, the Slitheen again.

Oh shit, I didn’t see that twist.

The Lost Boy part 2

I just watched “Time Crash” and it was fun.

Mr Smith has a ray gun!

The Slitheen are the worst.

K-9!

Maria’s mum is now suddenly okay with Sarah Jane?

  1. I just typed Gordon. []

Doctor Who Story x – The Sarah Jane Adventures: Invasion of the Bane

Starting off with a voiceover. Not a good start.

The sound is really weird.

Looks like the Gelfling.

Sarah really doesn’t want to know them.

This lady is practically twirling her moustache.

Sonic lipstick, tee hee.

Whoever did that wide angled shot when Wormwood says “Sarah Jane Smith” needs to never work in television again.

“I am everyone.”

Oh, the belly button thing.

“Hello Maria, hello screaming girl.” I liked that.

Some good old fashioned alien repellent.

Oh Mr. Smith.

This is painful. Not sure how many episodes I’ll watch. It might not make it through all five seasons. The good thing is I have Doctor Who season 3 between this episode and the next.

This is a children’s’ show, so I’m not going to say what that sonic lipstick looks like.

Aww, she misses the Doctor. I do, too. I’d rather watch him with Martha, and that’s the next episode.