Doctor Who Serial 101 – The Key To Time Parts 13-16: The Androids of Tara

Part One

Doctor Who should spend more time in the Doctor’s wardrobe.

Wow, that outfit is horrific. I love purple, but I don’t love whatever that is.

Romana is being stalked. I assume by a wild animal. Maybe the beast’s prey is naturally a disgusting purple?

Hahaha! The beast is like the cross between a sloth, monkey, and a man in a gorilla suit.

This knight is a creepy dude who wants to bone Romana.

“Do what I say, or I shall have you flogged,” I think she wants him to flog her.

Part Two

Why does that bed have a human shaped cut out? Where the comfy material is where the human isn’t.

“I once showed her my courtesy.” He means his penis.

It seems the key to time is impenetrable.

“Peasants! How dare you lay hands on a lady?” Maybe this is why you have problems with an uprising?

Haha! The clockwork moves so unsmoothly.

Part Three

There are three Romanas! This is confusing.

Wait, four Romanas?

They should teach lockpicking in Time Lord school. She seems to have figured it out, though.

So many androids in this episode and none are as cool as Data.

Why does everyone in Doctor Who have Stormtrooper aim?

Stop being an asshole to your pet dog, Doctor.

Wow they rescue Romana and capture her in two minutes.

Part Four

It’s time for a wedding!

via GIPHY

I’m jealous of the Doctor, he’s canoeing, and I’m not.

Except the king is marrying his sister. Gross.

This is the tamest sword fight I’ve ever seen.

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