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Doctor Who Story xx – Torchwood series 4: Miracle Day

The New World

Bill Pullman was terrible in that intro scene.

I thought I was done with Russell T. Davies’ obsession with talking head news reports. This season and one more season of Sarah Jane and then no more Davies.

Why is his lawyer not having this discussion with the guy from the Governor’s office? It’s a trap, Gwen.

Running away from Jack is always a good idea.

That’s a shitty doctor who wants to cut off someone’s head.

I don’t think the CIA can extradite Torchwood.

Rendition

Why the hell are Cardiff police helping?

So is he going to heal?

Wayne Knight is in this?

This CIA agent is terrible.

“We’re doing this wrong!” So she thinks they need to clear beds so they can ignore the serious cases, but that’s dumb because they’re in excruciating pain.

Is Bill Pullman a good actor? I didn’t think he was this bad.

It’s what’s her name from Psycho Beach Party!

This is such a ridiculous story.

The backwards head looks terrible.

Dead of Night

Why is Bill Pullman doing a Captain Kirk.

Why is he so mean to Officer Don?

Haha, Americans and British people are different.

That doctor is seriously violating her ethical standards by having sex with her patient.

Escape to L.A.

What is wrong with the world for turning Bill Pullman’s character into a celebrity and caring what he has to say?

More newscasters.

Rex and the doctor’s relationship is disgusting.

How is Rex still bleeding and making more blood? Does he have an infinite supply?

Those iPhones are so old.

People don’t leave a building when a fire alarm goes off.

The Categories of Life

“They just took control over life and death.” What does that mean?

Juarez is the name of the doctor.

Wait, you’re going back to Andy after he got you arrested by the CIA.

My partner has a theory that Andy is the only cop in Cardiff and that’s why he was so cranky when she quit, because before that there were two cops in Cardiff.

“Welcome to Torchwood.” “I’m not sure if that’s good or bad.” Oh, it’s bad, everyone in Torchwood dies.

These people are still conscious and yet they just shut the lights?

Well, Juarez is gonna die, or at least just bleed an infinite amount of blood.

Why the fuck is the soldier helping her?

I wish Rick Moranis was in this. He and Bill Pullman were great together.

They’re acting like this speech that Pullman is giving is moving or motivational. It isn’t.

The Middle Men

It’s Winston Zeddemore!

Good thing she just knew where the generator room is.

“You killed her!” “I’m sorry, it’s just been such a long day.”

Are there not patients in there? What the difference between them using the crematoriums and her blowing up the crematoriums. I guess single use is better than multi-use.

Immortal Sins

So did Jack give Angelo a visa to the United States because he had a boner for the guy?

This is a bit of a gross relationship between Angelo and Jack. Angelo is in Jack’s debt, it’s gross.

Jack casually thinking that Angelo sleeping with a schoolmaster is so gross and disgusting. I sometimes really hate this show. Davies’ writing is so bad and his understand of consent seems to be suspect.

I don’t care about this Jack in the ’20s story, yet it’s 90% of this episode.

Angelo, maybe don’t run, they’re willing to shoot Jack down for very little provocation, maybe you shouldn’t run. Also, run. Run for your life.

Colonel Kira!

So if Angelo is waiting for Jack… why did they go through this whole thing of kidnapping Gwen’s family. Just go and visit Jack and tell him. That was the stupidest episode I have ever seem before and I agree with the above gif, “Jesus fuck!”

End of the Road

“There’s no one with those names.” She finished her sentence. Why did you think something was wrong.

It’s Q!

You blew up Colonel Kira! Newman!

The Gathering

You can’t die from cigarettes in this world of no death, but you can indeed get cancer, and that would SUUUUUCK!

Everything is coming to a head, and none of it makes sense.

The Blood Line

The bead of blood rolling toward the Blessing is such bad effects.

They’re using “vine technology.”

Why are they and why is Andy still talking to one another.

Well that was handy that CIA lady got off the truck.

You can’t kill someone who is omnipotent.

Is Rex now Jack level immortal?

Oh, he is.

Web of Lies

Aww, they mentioned Tosh.

They really cheaped out on the animation, and it shows.

The design of the animation is also really bad.

HAHAHAHAHA! “Oh my god, he actually programmed this thing to self-destruct.” The dialogue is so bad.

Well, that’s the end of Torchwood. I’m not sad. It was overdue.

Doctor Who Story xx – Torchwood: Children of Earth

Tonight’s The Night

This is a mini-episode of Doctor Who that aired between “Planet of the Dead” and series 3 of Torchwood. Since it’s Jack in the TARDIS, I’m going to lump it in with Torchwood.

That was terrible, until David Tennant showed up.

Day One

It’s Malcolm fucking Tucker! Aka, the Doctor!

Rhys is always an asshole, even to children.

Does everyone in Cardiff know about Torchwood and what they do?

Those people in a hospital not wearing masks is wrong. I’m too surrounded by COVID.

The laser sutures should be commercialized.

Someone’s in Vancouver. Vancouver is great.

Would be so much better if Martha was able to be in the episode.

The new doctor1 reminds me of Matt Smith.

We. We. We. I need a wee!

If that happened at my place of employment, all the children stopping, screaming, saying “we are coming” over and over again, then them all resuming as normal, I honestly don’t think I’d blink an eye. Kids do weird things. Good thing Torchwood, UNIT, and Peter Capaldi are on the case.

“We need a child,” Jack, don’t say that to Ianto if you won’t admit you’re a couple.

Aww, it’s Jack’s daughter.

Jack is a complete asshole, asking his daughter to take his grandson for experimenting. Ianto and his niece.

Ianto’s brother in law’s a piece of shit.

Doesn’t the Torchwood car have a GPS?

Don’t give out your username and password. I really hope the civil service at the Home Office would know that, especially the secretary for the top civil servant (Deputy Minister? That’s what we would call that position in Canada. I think it’s Permanent Secretary in the United Kingdom after some very quick Googling) of the Home Office.

So more people have these laser sutures?

See, he gasps for air when he is resurrected, why didn’t he do that in Doctor Who?

Gwen should not have a baby!

Jack has a bomb in his belly. Cliffhanger time!

Capaldi is so sad.

Day Two

I don’t like this Prime Minister. He’s not willing to take responsibility, he’s more concerned about his job than he is about doing the right thing.

I didn’t notice last episode that there’s no opening credits anymore.

How did Gwen survive that sniper? Now I’m wondering how Ianto is surviving it.

Second reference to Canada.

Why are people honking at children stopped when they know this is not just kids hanging out and having a lark.

How did Ianto get that concrete block out of the building? That doesn’t really make sense

Day Three

I thought Jack would be into tracksuit bottoms.

God! Russell Davies, stop with the news broadcasts!

Why would someone leave their kids with a couple of people who just had police barge into their house with guns. I wouldn’t do that.

Why did you step out of your car to take a phone call and leave the keys in the ignition?

Jack’s daughter is an idiot.

Jack should change his outfit. Seriously, it’s time to stop wearing that stupid outfit.

I think they think Torchwood are the good guys, they’re not.

The 456 needs to learn to use their words. “Speak” “I am speaking” “We will speak” Why the fuck didn’t you just say that?

It makes no sense for civil servants to negotiate, and if the US government wants the president there, they can approve the room with haste.

He says “the Provinces and Territories of Canada” as if that’s the name of Canada. It’s simply Canada. Third mention in three episodes.

Day Four

12 children for millions of lives seems reasonable.

Ianto, he’s lived hundreds of years, you expect him to tell you everything he’s done?

Jack’s daughter reminds me of the actress who played Susan, Carole Ann Ford, in Doctor Who.

This is a big enough issue, Martha might be on her honeymoon (if UNIT hasn’t recalled her already) and she has the Doctor’s phone number. Call him.

“Thanks everyone, let’s take a break.” I don’t think that’s a time to take a break.

What did Jack really expect. The aliens had biological warfare, there’s only one on Earth and they have no idea where the rest are. How are they possibly going to fight? Jack is 100% responsible for Ianto’s death, plus all the other deaths in Thames House.

Day Five

Oh, I remember what the children hooked up to the aliens look like, the Toclafane.

The US government has no authority to override the UK government on UK soil.

UNIT sends a colonel to talk to the 456, and not a General? Or even the Brigadier?

Really? It’s about drugs? Yikes.

Why are they telling all this information to Alice?

The “nice kids are safe.” I don’t think they understand how systematic racism would be a part of this and I think “Children of Earth” really really loses a lot because it doesn’t address this.

Keep your vest on, Officer Andy!

Alice, don’t leave your child with a stranger in these times!

This was a horrible resolution to this story.

Governments the world over should fall because of what they did. The UK government at the very least. It had gone much too far for status quo to continue.

The careers of Doctor Who prime ministers is very short.

“You can not run away.” “Yes I can, just watch me.” There’s another reference to Canada.

  1. Not that kind of doctor []